Acronyms

It's still Thanksgiving weekend up here - we had our big meal yesterday which went over very well. I'm still full, I swear.

I'm also fighting off a nasty cold, and dealing with an aching tooth that'll probably require a root canal. That's on for tomorrow morning.

So in order to cheer me up, Gizmo Guy sent me a couple of jokes and I thought I'd share one with you. 

Acronyms

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know... Double Income, No Kids Yet."

The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?" She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know... Wash, Iron, F*ck, Etc."