I'm also fighting off a nasty cold, and dealing with an aching tooth that'll probably require a root canal. That's on for tomorrow morning.
So in order to cheer me up, Gizmo Guy sent me a couple of jokes and I thought I'd share one with you.
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know... Double Income, No Kids Yet."
The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?" She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know... Wash, Iron, F*ck, Etc."