Gonna be a Bear
In this life I am a woman. In the next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping
and wake to partially-grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup. Gonna be a bear.